i think nana is brainwashing me

Annie: This is really important to me, Abed. Could you please go as my friend? My really good friend?
Abed: Well, I didn’t realize we were really good friends. I figured we were more like Chandler and Phoebe; they never really had stories together. …Sure, I’ll do it, Chandler.

Danny: We got so much paint in my mouth
Alison: and in my nose

take out my HUGE member

everything in it’s right place

Pop it like it’s hot